Thursday, July 1, 2010
Video Game Review - Mass Effect
Mass Effect is an action RPG released in 2007 by Bioware.
Mass Effect is a Sci-Fi epic that puts you into the shoes of Commander [Insert Name Here] Shepard, a sort of space commando. A hundred odd years from now, humanity finds ruins on mars that give us advanced technology to use relays left behind by an ancient race known as the Protheans, to explore the galaxy. What? No, it's not like Stargate at all!
I kid, I kid. A few years later than that Humanity meets another race of species known as Turians, and after a short war of misunderstanding, we find out that many races of the universe are piggybacking off an ancient Prothean space station known as the Citadel, and have built an interplanetary government.
30 years later...
At the start of the game you're on a simple mission to check in on a colony known as Eden Prime. Nothing out of the ordinary. You go there, check in on it, and the game ends. One star.
Only kidding! No, of course things on this mission aren't what they seem. In fact, a Turian who was assigned to your ship tells you he's part of a secret government organization (a really poorly kept secret, I might add) called the Spectres. Think of them as alien spy-commandos. He's seeing if you have what it takes to be the first Human Spectre, which would be a big step forward towards Humanity being accepted among the stars. An ancient Prothean beacon was found on the planet, and naturally you've been sent to pick up this extremely valuable object of near-unlimited knowledge from a completely undefended farming colony.
You can probably see where this is going.
Well, Evil McBadguy in this game is a rogue Spectre known as Saren who's brought an army of robots to DESTROY ZE UNIVERESE. He betrays the guy testing you, tries to blow up the planet, and before you know it through crazy antics you've ended up having a cache of Prothean knowledge transmitted into your head and then explode. The beacon I mean, not your head.
Although I tease, the story is nothing short of jaw-droppingly awesome. Of course, this is expected from the people who made a Star Wars game that has a storyline as good or better than the original trilogy.
Let me start off by saying that this is choice done right in games. You have two types of "points" given for your actions in the game, which you choose through dialogue wheels. "Paragon", or "Renegade". Paragon is the kind of person who has highest morals, and will not compromise those morals for anything. Ever. Renegade is the kind of guy who will get the job done no matter what. Whether that means mowing down civilians, or even worse, he will make sure nothing stands between him and the mission.
Now, notice that, unlike KOTOR, neither of these options are "Good" or "Bad". There's much more gray area. Let me give you an example. You're working for the police on the Citadel, and there's a guy who's selling illegal weapon mods to people. He's using a ton of grunts to make sure he's harder to track. You're told to go buy the mods from one of the grunts, to investigate them. Don't arrest him. Don't tip him off.
What do you do? Do you let the criminal you have now go free to get his boss later? Do you arrest this guy, thus tipping off his boss? Even further than that, should you take the law into your own hands and kill this criminal so he can't hurt anyone else? Which is the right answer? Which is the good answer? Is it ok to let a thief walk free to catch a murderer? How can you decide that? That's the kind of question that Mass Effect makes you think about. That's the kind of thing that makes games art.
Another key component is your companions. In your adventures through space, you meet a lot of interesting characters who'll join you on your quest to save the universe. They all have unique personalities, and unlike KOTOR (I'm looking at you Canderous.) there aren't any of them that I actually hate. You can talk to them and build relationships with them depending on what you do and say. You can even make googly eyes at some of the characters of the opposite gender, if you catch my drift. (An option I opted out from, my Commander Shepard being more of the guy who would punch you, than kiss you.)
All of the aliens are both cool looking, and have interesting history behind them, whether it be the Warrior race of Krogan, who are afflicted with a sterility plague, causing the race to slowly die out due to the fact that they can't reproduce, or the single-gendered Asari, who live for thousands of years, or even the nerdy yet awesome Salarians, they all look awesome, sound awesome, and are just generally awesome.
The combat is the best out of the Bioware games I've played, but then, Neverwinter Knights 2 and KOTOR's combat sucked, so that's not really saying much. It's your standard Third-Person Shooter over the shoulder style shoot-em-up. One interesting thing is the lack of an ammo meter, instead opting to give you an "accuracy meter" that decreases as you fire, and an indicator of how hot your weapon is. Should it get too hot, you have to let it cool down, which can be life-or-death during a gun fight. The combat is good, but not remarkable. Also, you can use forc- I mean, "biotic" powers.
Ok, now this is the part where I get nitpicky. First of all, while it's true the aliens look utterly breathtaking, the humans are deep in the uncanny valley. I promise you'll be spending a lot of time staring at their teeth and wondering why they are quite so far apart, or staring at their hair and wishing they would go get a haircut.
Also, while you're given the ability to create Commander Shepard however you want him/her to look, it's pretty much impossible to make him/her look like anything that could be called even remotely good. You're given about 7 hairstyles to pick from, and all of them are almost exactly the same. You can mess with sliders to change how his/her face is shaped, but it you can't rotate the camera until after you leave character creation, so basically you're guessing there. For example, I spent about 20 minutes tweaking every last detail of my Shepard, only to get him into the game and see that his eyebrows stuck out about two inches from the rest of his face, at which point I promptly went back to the main menu and started over.
The galaxy is massive, and you can explore dozens of planets, but most of them are empty and bare, and have nothing to do besides a few repetitive side missions which take you through tedious vehicle segments. The vehicle controls are easy to use, in the same sense that it's "easy" to stop a moving train with your face. And most the time that you're in the vehicles you'll be wishing you were trying to stop a train with your face because it might be less painful than driving slowly up a vertical cliff face, only to get two inches from the top, fall, and have to do it all over again.
It's almost as tedious as the elevators. OH THE ELEVATORS.
Ok. This is an open message to all game developers out there. I don't care if it's Nintendo, with your Metroid Prime doors that don't open, Bioware with these elevators, or any other number of other developers out there. Let me be plain.
STOP DISGUISING YOUR LOAD SCREENS. THE ELEVATORS ARE PAINFULLY BORING, YOU AREN'T FOOLING ANYONE, AND IT ACTUALLY INCREASES LOAD TIMES BECAUSE IT HAS TO RENDER THE FREAKING ELEVATOR AT THE SAME TIME IT LOAD WHATEVER ELSE IT'S DOING. LOAD SCREENS MAY BE INCONVENIENT, BUT AT LEAST THEY ARE HONEST, INSTEAD OF A SLOW MOVING ELEVATOR THAT I HAVE TO GO UP AND DOWN 80 BILLION TIMES THROUGH THE COURSE OF THE GAME.
Hmm. I feel better now.
Also, a slight note is that because the slider you have in the game doesn't say the full thing Shepard is going to say, it can sometimes be confusing exactly what will happen if you click something. For example, if a guy tells me to come with him, and I say no, maybe I didn't mean I should tell him to go to a certain place of extreme heat that is frequented by demons. Maybe I didn't mean to draw my gun and tell him I'd send him there myself. Maybe I just meant, no, but thank you for the offer, now can we all hold hand, pick flowers, and sing about friendship together?
Which brings me to the voice acting. Now, while 99.9% of the voice actors were pretty darn good, including the generic people on the street, and there were some awesome people listed in the cast, there was one big oversight in my opinion.
Shepard himself. The guy has no emotional range, He's either grumpy (neutral), less grumpy (paragon), or I'm going to shoot your face off and wear it like a mask psychopathic (renegade). I just didn't like the voice.
For all my nitpicking thought, I still LOVED the game. It wasn't perfect, but it still gave me a good ~20 hours of enjoyment, and the last 3 or so of those were sheer game storytelling nirvana. Nerdvana, if you will.
Speaking of the last 3 hours, the twist at the marker for when you have 3 hours left was one of the best I've ever seen. No, I didn't forget to add in a game there, we're talking Rosebud was the name of the sled, Bruce Willis a ghost the whole time, Snape kills Dumbledore megatwist awesomeness here. And around that same time, let me just say that there was a choice you had to make that was amazing. It wasn't a question of right and wrong. There was no right answer. But there were consequences. Major consequences.
So overall, it's a great game. Definately worth picking up, and definately worth playing through, because the good far outweighs the bad.
Buy this game if: You love epic storytelling on a grand scale, a unique universe, great characters, and some funny moments, and are willing to cope with a few annoying pieces to a great game.
Don't buy this game if: You have an irrational fear of elevators. You'll be spending a lot of time in them.