THIS IS VERY GOOD SANDVICH!

I found this in my TF2 screenshot's folder the other day. I really want to know why and how the Heavy was making this face.


BUT THAT IS NOT WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT! THIS POST IS ABOUT... I don't know. I really don't. Um, hey how about... Wait no, I can't do that... Or how about... Nooo, that's a bad idea... Um...

You know what, this post is about this right here:



ENGIE BEAR! My bizarre picture on this blog, which is case you had not guessed, is not an ACTUAL picture of me.

Around six months ago, this skin was released for Team Fortress 2, my personal favorite FPS (I happen to be a proud not-owner of Modern Warfare 2, a game which statistically, all mammals in North America own 2.7 copies of, according to Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw.) which would, upon install, turn the Heavy Weapons Guy, into a bear. Why a bear? Why not a bear, really?

Now for some reason, probably because it's a really strange idea, this skin was found particularly humorous to a few people in the TF2 community on the Nsider2 forums which I used to be very active on. In fact, it gained so much popularity, that people took an image, and began poorly photoshopping it into all sorts of other things, at first just other classes, and then all sort of other things. Turret bear, demon bear, demon bear eating another demon bear, the images were endless really.

And thus, Engie Bear was born.

Why is that my picture on this blog? I made a blog, I needed a picture, that was something the right size I had already made. Simple enough, really.

And so, in conclusion, SANDVICH AND I ARE COMING FOR YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!